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Thank God I’m Southern Fried

Thank God I’m Southern Fried. What does that mean? Being Southern Fried means learning at an early age some very serious life lessons. The first is respect of older people and realizing they know more than you cause they have lived longer. The next is doing well in school, even if your not going to be a college proffessor still learn enough so you can still add, subtract multiply and divide without the use of an electronic device even a computer. Next, learn at least enough to be able to write, and read American English and if you want and should Southern Confederate American English, although most of that is mostly Irish and Scottish. 70% Of true southeners come from Irish or Scottish ancestory. The next and this means a lot, learn how and really put forth effort to do something, its called Work, that’s right, WORK, in sweaty, manual labor. Even if its just a little bit, if you have a health condition, if you can’t dig a whole ditch, at least dig a small path for water to flow through a garden. Next respect for and love of country, that includes our Southern ancestors and the war of Northern invasion. Last but really this should be first, love your family, and especially Love God, and his Son Jesus Christ, for all things are possible through him and everything happens to us because of him. Read the Bible, Book of Mormon, and other texts, be open minded to other faiths and beliefs, filter out the chaff for the good grain, but at least look at everything. 

That’s what it means to be Southern Fried. 

 

You never miss it, until it ain’t there. And to My friend Zeb, isn’t this what we have been howling about for 20 or so odd years?

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Finally got my laptop back from the techy and I sure missed the little feller. You just don’t realize how much you depend on the little things until you ain’t got one(ain’t got one? Mrs. Brailsford at Hazzard High would beat me silly if she read that, followed close by my Mom). Haven’t got one. Watch TV want to look something up, nope , no can do, no computer, see a hottie at the Mall? Want to get close enough for a sniff? Can’t find her on FB. So I suffered for two days, expecting cash for my stash from Metro. Oh it came, alright, $108.00 Heck it took em more money to send it via Fedex than it was worth. When I asked the lady at Metro how much was it was for , she said well north of $100.00 , not very far north. I was praying it’d be in the $1k arena not a mere $108.00 . But it was enough to pay for getting little chirpy here back so at least that works. Then had to face the manager at our local A&W, apparently being kind a d friendly with the lady employees was frowned on a bit. Two things enter in there, not mature enough I suppose for working at such a place, and the two, didn’t understand, DAMN IT I’M MARRIED!! Just like many on fb. Don’t they go look at the relationship status before saying yes to a friend invite? Nearly as bad as sending out a hunting dog on a coon hunt, and not looking in the tree first BEFORE shooting in the tree to see if there really is a Coon up there. Its nearly as bad as this place I reside, and with any help from my Bishop I wont have to for very long. Sure I wont have cable immediately but I’ll have peace. I swear the Old Towne Lodge here in Twin Falls in fact most of the places owned by the same peeps have residents that are either on probation, just got out of jail, or recovering substance abuse patients, Or they are all out mentally challenged. Most don’t have much more money than I do, but the thing is, even when you kick the door open for one of em, they don’t or wont go look or apply for a job . If the Medicaid expansion thing here in Idaho, passes law, there is a stipulation, that in 2 or less years you need to be working a job, or show your really looking for work. No worky, no Medicaid.

So I read this thing from my good friend Zeb, on his blog, that was saying now the libs are going to outlaw prayer, and saying the pledge from our schools. That if you do say it you’re a bigot or something worse. Isn’t this what we as modern day Confederates have been howling about for 20 plus years. When they started destroying our Confederate monuments, our flag, our southern heritage, that it wouldn’t be too long before those libs would start destroying even the monuments and heritage of the blooming Yankees. The prediction is coming through. And very much becoming true. Just give me a good house, a horse and viddles out down near Strevelle Idaho somewhere and I’ll be happy.

Lady Hazzard County project and our soon to return radio network, in my next entry.

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Dirty brains drains, hey partner she needs it more than you do.

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sTINKY KinkyThe women in your life is as much a demon diva as they are the angelic person that you were snaked by. They all act so pure and proper yet get em behind the parlor door and they turn into vixens in denim. Oh they are as hungry for that physical attention just as much as if not more than you. However if its to prove out a point, they can go a year or more.

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What is it about Afro’s? Seems as though that hair fashion especially on African-American’s is even more common. Even corn rows. It don’t matter, any more. TV, TV ad’s , music videos, doesn’t matter , they still have to have those Afro’s and Corn Rows. Guess it is better than seeing a blonde black chick. Of course that used to be the pop style, for Blondes especially white women that had the package for it, the style was what they called the Spiral Perm. Spiral curls are hot, made Kerri Russell curlyhairandkerirussell05look hot on Malibu Shores and Felicity. I have seen Red heads look good in a Spiral, e03c4186c2faf0921f39e65291dd114bf4d0c440 however I draw the line, when it comes to mixed races marrying other races. I’m not being racist, more of a cultural purist. In the Wyld, A wolf 2af31b11b7e829ef93de25374f1dde64 does not breed with a canine not of its kind. Be as bad as a coyote, humping a poodle. Both are canines, but they don’t mix the species. Same OUGHT to go for humanoids. Or Commander Data doing a refrigerator. Sure both are machines, but its not to be, to mix species. That’s why ad’s for a recent airing app for your Cell phone, that calculates the reproductive days, irks me. Here’s a white male about to do a Gigaboo woman. It just ain’t right. Of course there is the GAY thing, and I will not go into that much further but that goes way beyond just sexual preference, it means, that your telling Heavenly Father , that you think YOU know more than HE does. That is a tight rope I sure as heck don’t want to walk.

Last however , speaking of biblical things, when the Church, proclaimed the concept behind polygamy I think they might be onto something. Hitching up young girls is wrong, but having multiple wives (of age) might not be so wrong. If there was  ever a way to prevent straying away from home, Polygamy is a good deterrent. After all if you have variety at home, why go elsewhere? Not condoning the behavior, but could that be why Heavenly Father promoted harems and multi wives, even in Jesus’s day? Even as recently as Native American’s are concerned. The grand Chief of the tribe had many wives. In fact the number of feathers in his bonnet were the number of wives he held. The reason I say this, is a severe hunger. Been darn near 15 years since I dipped, and with geography between Pooh, and I , the need to plant seeds is getting serious. The other day I took matters in hand, and it felt like I went through a Rolodex, in my mind to find someone in my thoughts to keep me hot, in fact it two sessions, just to get Herman to spit up. Brothels have their place for curing the illness. Too bad one isn’t around here. Sure there are massage parlors all over the place, mostly Oriental massage parlors, just don’t know if the finish with a Happy ending. Got awakened by a complex fix it guy, at 11:00 hours. Doesn’t everybody know I’m a overnight person, I don’t do days , waking up before 13:00 hours is a good way to get shot, or at least your head handed to you. This old wolf needs my sleep. dc080da31e1bce26ea61965700ff3d4f--wolves-art-wolf-spirit speaking or should I say howling of such things, I’m taking my nap now. 323395

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Did you see what RadioInk featured yesterday? Has RadioInk been taken over by Hispanics?

Did you see the feature lead article in RadioInk Yesterday? Something to do with some idiot barking about the President being unfair to Hispanics/Latinos and that Latino stations should spotlight this unfairness. Really, and this is what RadioInk is all about today. Seems as there’s a bunch of invites to go to Latino oriented Radio events from RadioInk. Does this mean that the publication has been taken over by some Latino regime? Asking broadcasters to defile public media and criticize our President? I thought the idea of the press was to be unbiased in its news coverage. Like Sgt. Friday used to say on Dragnet, “just the facts, just the facts.” When our industry starts kissing the butts of foreign powers or idealists, then we’ll be the ones savoring a Free Radio.

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I saw too yesterday an article that was poorly written in TV Tech Magazine about TV’s Past, Might be TV’s Future. I say yup. Why, there is little if any creative types in Hollyweird. Nobody is willing or able to create anything new. There is a reluctance by financial institutions willing to fund unknown productions. That said as much as they try either TV or for that matter radio, there’s only one still creating none full computerized radio. With LIVE people on the boards 24/7/365. You Know who.

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In the morning, I’ll be following up on a report I did on African Americans, including the question, do they all need to wear Afro’s? To answer the question, no I do not have any kind of a racist cell in my body. The gal who appears in the H&R Block TV ads, I think is rather hot. Diana Ross was too, its when the race card comes out or for that matter the Hispanic card comes out, to further a political agenda, or to incite panic then that seperates, the African Americans, a the N’s. 

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Guess both Facebook and Google Search didn’t pay their power bills, or is it something else?

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My it was a busy day just all over here in Idaho. 10 big rig flips, what with the high winds. So I come home, and after at least 5 refires got on line, only to find both Facebook and Google Search was down and not functioning like usual. The cause according to sources was a massive power outage. Must be the torrential winds and really inclimate weather in both Denver and Chicago today. Something that both NBC News, and our local Channel 7 failed to cover. No lets look at the Lori Laughlin scandal instead of looking at a condition or story that effects us all. While I think Facebook’s future is limited and will self collapse under its own weight. Still for both Google Search and Facebook to go foul at the same time for the same amount of time. Is very unusual and suspicious. For both Facebook and Google Search to go offline for this long, and the same time, tells me Facebook and Alphabet Companies are more in bed with each other in ways we will never suspect or imagine.

We are starting our talent search for the WolfPack as well as things Hazzard County early this year. Mostly because we want it to get done to incite some efforts of our fan base to once dig in their jeans for green to get our cash stash flowing again. Even once the gear is recovered and we are back on the air again, to regain those fans and regain the Trust of both fans, and supporters, is going to take time. So plan is flood social sites and TV with ads, as well as enthusiasts publications and programs. Maybe even do up a TV show ourselves and put it on MotorTrend TV. Plan on that is pitch the project to Jessie Combs,Jessi Combs (FILEminimizer) and do more of a show, showing that even bombshells can turn a wrench, weld and do up custom bikes and trucks. As well as toew. Could be cool show. Getting women on board as something other than eye candy, might increase ratings, and ratings means ad sales.

stinky foot So if your frustrated with Facebook and Google Search, it ain’t your account nor your computer. Its those two companies.

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But did you have to wake me up on a Saturday?

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So I’m really sawing lumber, in slumber dreaming of Jennifer Morrison(House TV Show) and I in a romantic twist, and here comes a knock on my door. At first I’m thinking , what? Did I miss the entire weekend? So attempt to rejuve the dream, I turn over for sleep. When the knock comes again, I holler out and say I’m sleeping. It was some woman. Well now I couldn’t go back to sleep, but the whomever thought it was great to wake me up for nothing then disappear , phooey. Probably one of these bums here trying to find cigarette money.

So got dressed and headed down to the local A&W. Seems they have made us in the WolfPack very welcomed. Whether its Makayla or Kaci , it doesn’t matter, the two make me feel like me spending money there to chow down, is worth my effort. Forget McDonalds, Artic Circle , or one of those big chain outfits. This A&W has become a hit with me, but then to; the one down in Woods Cross Utah at RB’s Truck Stop, is no slouch either. Now Zeb was barking on his written piece this morning about the cheerfulness and all of the greeters at both WalMart and some other store as opposed to Best Buy. Best Buy’s people are not to swooft. If you do get to a service desk employee, the college gal there has no idea as to how to solve your problem. Sales Help? I once had to draw a picture of what a patch cord was for them to be able to help me find one. Really this is what modern retailing has become? On Zeb and I, There’s only about 3 times he and I have crossed paths that we didn’t get along. The first was meeting for a brunch meeting at then JB’s, now Denny’s In Burley. The second at a Real Estate place, and the third was at a time I called into his show wanting to voice a comment on some war between the states thing he was doing once. Thing is I got about 3 minutes or less. I have learned since that it was both Jena and Zeb that powdered the behind of the buy out that the Knytes had going with Kim, on KBAR in 2012. No matter we moved on. Seems every time however that we do something Zeb has to do it too. Amazing ain’t it? I always have to chuckle, when I hear or read about something we were up to, even years ago. Example; 1972, my family had just moved here to the Tragic Valley of Idaho. My Dad suffered a stroke, Ambulance came, couldn’t do much except transport. We did the transport in the old Chrysler. It was then , I thought what would it be like if a junior Paramedics course in the Explorers (BSA) program. So met with the local fire chief at the time, he and many others thought I was nuts. Around here its not what, its who suggests anything. Not of the Royal families? Don’t expect to get any traction for your action. Now some 40 years, and I read that EMS out of Gooding is looking to upgrade to a full on Paramedic service. Really? It’s taken 40 some odd years? When we suggested it in 1972? As I said, my what a way to call the kettle black.

In short, the only time I want to be awakened on a Saturday before 3PM, is if its AirMed needs one of our Jolly Greens to go do a EVAC run, or its Charlie or somebody from A1 needing me to do a tow run. If you ain’t them, you best be Jennifer Morrison, in scrubs at my door wanting to do the wild thing.

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Before I get into my rant topics here, need to lament the passing of the main character of our organizations name sake. Jan Vincent of AirWolf passed away overnight, due to causes of diabetes. We offer our condolences to his family. And our family of AirWolf.

Okay there is a fact that we haven’t gave the proper attention to the WolfPack here lately. Which is my fault, as I have had my mind grounded in beefing up Heavy Rescue Toewing. Which is the rejuve of Highway Hooker Toewing. However with that said, its our time and season.

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AyreWolf FM has been off the air for a few months and most likely will not be back on the air and online, until mid July, when we rejuve that , it’ll be all new with better fidelity than what it was. We’re lining up a new studio, with more 1920’s big band type music to fit the time era.

Have you ever gotten a stiffy over some gal on some of these retro TV type shows. Seems as though there was a ton of them. I remember, my first crush on a gal was Cat Woman from Batman, speaking of Batman, there was Yavon Craig aka BatGirl. Of course there was Nurse GoodBody f97b27007bffc66fdd60f133a2fe2c15f75efd1427dcd697b4f2b357862dadb8 yet you look em up on line you find they are not as hot today and time wasn’t their friend. I looked up Cissy from Family Affair, kathy1 yet today her looks have faded , Garver_13_1080h of course being a Trekie Dr. Beverly Crusher aka looks much aged today star-trek-tng-then-now-gates-mcfadden which makes me love aircraft and trucks, since as old as they get they look even better slick 65Lexi2Big Johnmini wolf 1

Last this evening, when flying,and you partake of anything like Skoal Skoal Girland you take your fave soda, that the bottle you discharge your Skoal waste in has a different top and a different bottle that contains your fave soda in is WELL different. Drinking from the wrong bottle will mean a very puky flight.

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Is Google loosing its Glue? Is Facebook fools? Is all the rest of those once upon a time tech startup’s loosing their heads? Must be. They can’t even verify a phone number. How hard can that be.

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For about the last week, I’ve been getting texts from Google saying they are attempting to verify my phone number. Really Google, not like its not all over the gaul darn Interweb, Its no big secret, and its publicized all over local listings. Yet Good old Google and their minions can’t seem to figure it out. Google isn’t the only ones, both Hotmail, FakeBook and several others can’t seem to find me. Really? Did me changing phone numbers and cell carriers confuse these tech giants, or is it that these tech giants, can’t send out one of those little cars with the long tower on top that looks over places and visit people to verify this schitt? Or is it the fear of these tech giants, to send out those alien India people that they might not have they’re green cards and get busted? Artificial Intelligence still has a long way to go before its perfected. The ability to reason the ability to figure out that not everyone has a Smart(stupid)Phone. Some of cruise cell space with flip top phones. Not all phones have a cursor or mini mouse to pin point a hyper link. So what can you do>? Not much.

I’m going to get into this further in the afternoon tomorrow , but, have you ever been watching some sort of retro style TV, doesn’t matter the network, MEtv, RetroTV, BBC-America, any of em and saw some super fox that immediately rose you nether region to life, only to look up that super TV fox, and find, damn she got old and even worse, dang she got fugdugly. Years ago, there was a series called Family Affair, that had a dream honey whose name was Cissy. So I looked that up, kathy1Cissy then, Cissy nowGarver_13_1080h Of course there’s Dr. Beverly Crusher from STNG, Gates McFadden. In the day she was a dream even did a poster, 1.-The-Good-Old-Days-Of-Paper-Backgrouds Gates then>star-trek-tng-then-now-gates-mcfaddenand now. Kinda lost the attraction. Marky Post who first was seen on the Fall Guy, now plays the mother of a detective on Chicago PD, and even her has her looks fading. Hey they don’t look great forever. I will be doing a pictorial on this tomorrow afternoon.

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Hey Watson, that gal on TV has no bumpers and all Confederates are stupid or Rednecks .

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Hey Watson that gal on TV has no breasts. I found myself thinking that way at Church last Sunday. In Sunday School, our teacher while having several siblings, had no breasts. Now not being a breast man more of the lower limb kind of admirer , still I saw several in our Ward that while great legs, had no jugs. Have you ever really looked at a woman’s breasts? Have you tried to examine the nipple to see the mini holes where milk comes out? I tried to see that once even with a mag glass, I still could not discern where those mini holes were at. Then I started thinking what about some of those stars on the Disney Channel. Some have substantial albeit still under construction , but still there. While others are so dang flat chested you wonder where are they? Of course there may be some of you thinking what a perv looking at young’ns of the Disney Channel, reason I have any interest there is once our station in Heyburn Idaho, now of the town of Hazzard(Strevelle) Idaho, that was becoming a one of Radio Disney Station. To keep in trend I needed to educate myself. Whether it’s a woman’s jugs or something on our radio stations, its my even as a young’n I was an investigative scientific person. Stick a knife in a light plug, I got zapped , unlike most kids, I took off the cover to see inside to understand what zapped me, I wanted to know. Whether it was a thing of pre-teen or of a mechanical nature I have always looked into what makes it work. Why does that do that. Instead of asking mom or Dad what makes the sky blue, I looked into it to learn the real answer. Which brings me to my second item of thought this evening.

It is a fact that not all of us Confederates are stupid doomkaufs sitting on a porch somewhere bare foot, sipping shine. Some of us are well educated and tops in our fields of vocation. Nor are we all rednecks. That term relates simply to a farmer. The term refers to the time frame when men used to walk behind a mule and a plow in the hot sun. Then of course a computer salesman turned comedian, decided to hit with such things as You Know you’re a Redneck If. I’m rather insulted by the term and the idea that anyone that aligns themselves with the Confederacy and southern heritage and works to win the war of the Cause, are un-intelligent back porch idiots. It’s time to re-initialize the Confederacy of not something of the past, but of today. That’s the mission of the Knytes and of course us in the WolfPack.

As I close, did you notice what happened this afternoon? If you have G-Suite the price went up a $1.00, to $6.00 a month. As well as your Google +(plus] is gone.

Why who knows.

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Butt just what are you sniffing for?

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I have often considered the behaviors of wyld critters and man. I have thought, what if we could sniff a human woman’s behind to see if she’s fertile. And yet after careful thought, I came to the conclusion, even if you did smell a woman’s hiney, just what would you smell for? What would the results be? Would it be the scent of iodine as in blood, would it be something else? Just what is the scent? Is there a smell to detect minstrel activity? If there is what would that smell be? Of course if you whiffed a lady’s hiney you’d smell poop a little, butt what else would you smell. This has the same direction as , the Google search I did the other evening. I simply searched for what color describes the word Stink? We or at least most of us know what stink is, butt is there a color to describe the word? Immediately some say the color of stink, is the color of dung, however that’s just not the right description. Since the brownish shade is also in methodology the color of women’s hosiery, as taupe, or skin tone. So that don’t work, yet, the color of stink, remains a mystery. Any body have an idea as to stink’s color.

As I close this afternoon, need to ask a question of the USA Cable TV network. So what the guy was a Wrestling star, give us something better than Miz and Mrs’s will ya? Damn TV is really going into the pits. That writers strike that happened in 2007 that gave us reality TV, is still lingering. Why write a TV show when you can run a show that writes itself?

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No wonder our nation is messed up, just look at Facebook, as an example.

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If you follow the news and such of politics and our nation and wonder how we as a society got so dang stupid and fuggledup, look no further than Facebook. Just look at the groups, some of the pages, and if that don’t make your crotch itch, look at the suggested friends. Hey I’m hitched, I don’t need to visit with or make a friend of some tight butted hussy. Yet that’s what’s hurled at me in the people you might know pop up on Facebook. Of course there’s those groups. I’m always insulted when I see groups, all supposedly in support of the Confederacy, yet all too few really understand it, or have no idea of really the heritage, much less history, nor the future of the Confederacy. Oh you forgot that, huh? That the war and the fight did not stop at the Church, when Lee signed the treaty. The battles may have ended, but not the war. Of Course there’s the SOCV, that proclaims and urges me to be a member, yet if you call them or send em an email, not only do you get ignored, but there is no one at home, even though the light is on. With the Knytes, someone is ALWAYS home. I remember when the concept of a collaboration between the Knytes and DixieBroadcasting.com came up in 2012. I was emailed back saying our methods were a bit too aggressive. Maybe being aggressive is what is needed, not being so passive. The saying the squeaky wheel gets the grease, furthering the Cause, sometimes requires some arm twisting. Not just kissing butt. The SOCV, would rather kiss butt, and brown nose. We are online, on the air, and in legislative areas, bringing awareness of our Cause of all of the liberties and honoring the heritage of the Confederacy. I’ll get into the titty gritty of that in another entry. Suffice to say, Facebook is drowning. It’s in the same place and sink hole that MySpace was just a few years ago now. It has began to smell really bad. While it would be wrong to say that the intelligence level of all on Facebook is less than par, but in reality, there’s a greater number on there that are not all too swooft. Now I read this last week, in enSoftronic that Facebook would begin charging something in the area of $30.00 a month for usage, kind of like Google, charges a modest amount for G-Suite. Either way these methods are not bad ideas, since it sifts the crap out of the good grain. But its not just Facebook or Social networking on the Interweb. Its in all mass media. Whether its Television, Newspapers, or prey tell radio. Radio has began to degrade. Except for our radio werx at HazzardAyre/HeavyRescue Radio, seems the LIVE on air real personality radio format has pretty much went AI, and even to the point just piecing together music, rather than putting a real human in the chair behind the mic. Even now some TV stations in China and Pacific Rim, are experimenting with AI in robotic news anchors. Rather than face the problems with human difficulties such as time off, illness, and so on, an AI robotic news anchor, just appears on the screen and delivers the news. Albeit without much personality. Heaven forbid our local station here(KMVT-11) would discover that, as most of the local anchors would be given the boot, including the aging Joe Martin, whose been there forever. Time he retired. Any mile we are in a crisis. But then as I have always said; aren’t you glad there is HazzardAyre?

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